Shit Happens ...



How It Came to Pass

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, "it is a crock of Shit, and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said 'It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.'

And the supervisors went unto the managers, saying 'It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.'

And the managers went unto their directors saying, 'it is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength.'

And the Directors talked amongst themselves, saying to one another, 'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very powerful.'

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, this new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company, with powerful effects.'

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

This is how shit happens!

-- Stigmata 96


Religions Of The World

Taoism Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism This Shit Happened Before.
Islam If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Zen What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Cacholicism If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehova's Witness Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian What Is This Shit?
Mormon Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism Let's Smoke This Shit.
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